One genuine reason to be jealous of our parents ;
No matter what,we'll never have a kid as awesome as theirs !!:-P
Sit n cry 4 d whole day n nobody shws interest 2 knw wats wrong,
bt sit n smile seing a msg on ur cell n d whole damn world wants 2 knw who is on d othr side happie night
Sending A Girl A Text That Says
"Good Morning Beautiful"
Can Change Her Attitude
For The Whole Day . . Gm :-)
Feel the depth:
1 Shandar Barat M,
LIGHT Pakdne Wali Ek Aurat Dulhe Ke Paas Jaakar Dheere Se Boli...
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Babuji...
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Pehchaana ?
LAZY BOY-Papa 1 Glas pani de do,
Papa-Khud Uth k pi lo,
Boy-Plz de do na,
Papa-Ab manga to thapad maronga,
Boy-Thapad marne aao to Pani lete Ana..plz
SERIOUS MSG:
Jivan me ek baat yaad RAKHNA
Aansu PONCHHNE wale bahut milenge
BUT
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Naak PONCHNE wala koi nahi milega,
SO hamesha RUMAL sath rakhna.
Samjhe?
Whenever U feel depressed, keep this in mind:
"Things are yet to happen..
Life is yet to go..;
This is just a bend, not an end..!!"
ga...Tc... :-)
"Don't fear for facing failure in the first attempt,
Bcoz even the successful maths starts with "zero"... Good nyt.. tc:-):-)
Awsum thought-Though a boy s physically stronger dan a gal but through out his life he waits 4 that ONE gal infront of whom he willngly kneels down:-) gud n8:-)
Select your favourite fruit
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Apple
0range
Grapes
Mango
Pineapple
Banana
Chery
and
don't reply me, buy and eat.
Fruits are good for health. Gud nite:-)
Every little smile can touch somebody's heart...,
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No one is born happy....,
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But all of us are born with the...
"ability to create happiness".! Gd nite
The search for happiness is one of the main sources of unhappiness!
Accept life the way it comes!!
You ll find happiness in every moment u live...gud n8...tc:-)
Unforgettable 3 things in our life..
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1.breakfast
2.lunch
3.dinner..!! Gud n8 :-):-)
Hum Roz MSG Q Bhejte H?
Masti?
NO
Tympass?
NO
Hum MSG Bhejte H Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho
Padhega INDIA, Tabhi To Badhega INDIA;-) :-)
"A good heart & good nature are two different issues. A good heart can win many relationships,but a good nature can win many good hearts'' Gd nit
Funny sayings
1.HARD WORK NEVER FAILS
(but y2 tak risk)
2.ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
(So wt? Who is in hurry)
3.FUTURE DEPENDS ON UR DREAMS
(So better go2 sleep):-D
If u cant find the brighter side of life..
Then
polish the darker side
Attitude of Adjustment is the only instrument to live a life..!gn:-):-)
Love- a set of "Heart"
Attraction-a set of "style"
Marriage-a set of "life"
Friendship-a set of"Feelings"..
:)Gud 9t:-)
How Do Frends Help Us in Problems?
They Give d Most Stupid Suggestion dat Lands Us in 2 Anothr Problm &Helps Us Forget d Previous Problem..;-) gud nite..
Read this slowly "LIFEISNOWHERE" what did u read? Life is No where or life is Now Here! Just a beautiful line 2 say- 'life depends on the way we look At it..
GR8 WORDS:
Whn u want more tym to take correct decision then remember:
"Evn a correct decision goes wrong if it's too late".:) Gud nyt:)
A Soft nature of a Person does not mean Weakness..!
Remember,Nothing is Softer than Water,
But Its Force can Break the Strongest of rocks..
Gnsd...:-)
Why we need close frnd when we have so many friends around us?
A great writer said:
there r many gases in the air but we still need oxygen to live....! Gud nyt
I Can Prove Tat My Friends R Perfect,
coz I'm D Best Example Of Their Choice=D
good night:) sleep tight...
"Even the most
Powerful Person is Weaker in Front of the Most Happiest Person in the World . so
be Happy Forever..:-)
Good night swt drms
Greatest message ever:
"Look at the clock wen you are sittin simply but never look at d clock wen u r working''
-Dr.Abdul Kalam!.........
Good night
NICE LINE-
"Life is very complicated.. Don't try to find answers because when you find answers life changes questions"...GN..tc
The Most Beautiful Saying By Shakespeare About Night:
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Good Night:)
POSITIVE POINT-"All our dreams cannot be translated into reality.. But they can act as a foundation stone for a glorious future..." gud mrng.
Line for life:
"Never fear for shadows, coz it shows that there is light nearby !"gn
Most of d people refuse to undrstnd the secret code of success whch is very simple
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"JUST TRY ONE MORE TIME IN A DIFFERENT WAY"
good n8:-)
3 GOLDEN RULES for HAPPY LIFE:
"Who helps u,
don't forget them."
"Who loves u,
don't hate them."
"Who believes u,
don't cheat them."
happy night....
"Success without a positive attitude is called Luck... Success with a positive attitude is called Achievement". B an achiever always & never wait for luck.Gn:)
"Not each & every feeling in life can b put properly in words" Some joys r better expresed in silence,Like a smile holds more meaning than laugh..Gd nyt.:-)
A Little tune can make u sing,
Little hug can make u feel better,
Sum little things can make u happy.
Hope my Little "disturbance" will make U SMILE..
Gd nt:)
Believe it or not:- In Newzealand a baby ws born wth 80kg.
It increased up to 280kg in 15 days..
Incredible!
Its true coz
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baby ws an 'ELEPHANT'
Gud nyt
Universal Truth:
Have you ever noticed that when you shout "HEY IDIOT...."!!
About 10 people will turn around..:-P:-D:-D
Gn:-)
" INCREDIBLE INDIA "
We live in a Nation...!!
Where Pizza reachs home faster than Ambulance & Police...
Where you get Car Loan @ 8% but Educational Loan @ 12%...
Where Rice costs Rs.30, but Sim card is free...
Footwears that we wear, are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables that we eat, are sold on footpath...
Where we Make Lemon Juice with artificial flavours and dish wash with pure lemon.
Truly "AMAZING INDIA".
Sleeping Is A Break Between
Today's Expressions & Tomorrow's Expectations. Enjoy d Break Swt drms. Good night.
May God paint the canvas of ur life with the most vibrant colours and sprinkle peace and joy at every step. HAPPY HOLI.:)
Agar kissi moti ladki ko dekh kar seeti bajao aur wo palatkar vaapas aa jaye to isse kya kahenge???????
GOL MAAL RETURNS ....
Wat's courage?
its wen u r returning home at 2 AM
full drunk
& ur father waitng outside wd a hockey stick in hnd
& u say
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Yo dad!Chak de india ;-):-D
Sweet quote..
"Lead your life similar to a dictionary, providing meaning to every one who refers you..."
Good night:-):-)
Profesor : Pehli hindi
Silent film kaun si hai..?
Sardar : Agar film silent thi
To aapko kaise pata chala
... Ki wo hindi hai..?
Professor shockd
Pehli baar sardar rocks:-)
Judge:You are crossing the limits
Culprit:Kaun sala aisa kehta hai?
Judge:How dare you call me saala?
Culprit:My Lord I said Kaun sa "Law" aisa kehta hai?
Boss to an Employe:
"Do you believe in life after death?"
Emp: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it"
He replied
Boss: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you"
One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change ur wife''
While real word was (life)
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
Never HURT any1 in life
Bcoz
When sum1 keeps on tolerating U
Its nt bcoz he/she is weak.
Bt bcoz he/she values ur smile more than their pain
Indian term for being in a committed relationship and being in the hospital is same.
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"Voh bahut serious hai"
Attitude.........
Don't blame people for disappointing u...
Blame urself for
expecting too muJch from...
" The Uncapables "
^_^
gud ni8.:-)
GALZ WAY:
A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns back
and see the boy sitting on last bench and
say
"THANK GOD STUPID AAYA HAI"
BOYS WAY:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in
the class all his friends start
"OYE BHABHI AA GAYI OYE"
(For d 1st time something on a MAN, Do read it)
Who is a male.?
A male is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising @ a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just smile on his parents face.
He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for a lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother,wife & boss.
His mother,wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others happiness.
Respect every male in ur life.
You will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth. :)
Gn sd tc :-)
I Think lovely ppl Are Very Careless!
They just Come & Leave Things Behind
Like they Just Come In Mind And Leave A Smile On Our Face:-)
Tym 4 A DEADLY PJ!!!
What do you call a bee(maakhi) that has come from
America???
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"USB"
No claps plz.....
A simple thought:
In life don't settle for someone who buys you a coffee
Go for someone who makes it for you..
Little efforts make a big difference
Dosti ! !
Na kabhi imtihan leti hai,
Na kabhi imtihan deti hai,
Dosti
to wo hai jo barish me bhigte chehre pe bhi,
Aansuo ko pehchan leti hain."
GN.SD.TC
'Even the Most Powerful Man is Weaker in front of the Most Happiest Man in the World' So Always Be Happy...
GYAN GANGA
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1)Dog road pr ulta pada tha to log uski pooja krne lage,
Q?
Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD.
1 or
2)Mare hue insan k muh me kya daloge?
Birla Cement,
Qki
"IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI"
1 or
3)Wat is the cube of 13
Ans.- Suroor,
coz
TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR
"Chalo 1 aur"
4)Wat wud u cal a girl who never laughs?
HASI-NAA.
"bas 1 or"
5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowldge?
Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to "GK" kya karega.
"pakka last"
6)Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to rassi ko kya kahenge?
NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL".
One sweet msg for understanding:
"True relations doesn't require ur ability or inability...
It only requires ur availibility"...
GREAT LINES:
"If we Both Xchange 1 Rupee ,we both have 1Rupee only.
But If We Xchange 1 Gud Thought, we both have 2 good Thoughts"
-Vivekananda-
Badal gayi raah lekin Hum khoye nahi
Dard tha dil me pr Hum roye nahi,
Koi nahi Humara jo puchle humse,
Jag rahe ho ya kisi k liye soye nahi..!
Do not get attached to someone so much,
it hurts u later..
Coz life starts when u fall in love but doesn't end when love ends...
$ is increased to 56 rupees.
Petrol is increased to 78 rupees.
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.
But Thank God passing marks are still 35 only:-D
Gn sd tc
Krna H Dard Ka Ehsas To Pyar Krke Dekho
Apni Aakho M Kisiko Utark Dekho
Chot Lgegi Unko
Aa$u Tume Aayenge
Duniya Jit Loge 1 Bar Dil Haar K Dekho
''The persn who luvs u.
Can do anytime anything jus 4 ur smile,''
even aftr knwing that u r not his future !!
LadyTeacher- Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?
Student:-"Aap bahut MAST lagti ho"
Ye hamari Soch hai
Aur hum abhi chote Bacche hai
Ye aapka wahem hai
DIS IS CALD TRUE LUV
Tantrik apne 1 bhakt se: Beta tum par 1 chudel ka saya hai
Boy-Baba aapko mai thappad maar dunga jo meri girlfrnd k bare me kuch kaha to
Never beg for any relation..
Be brave enough to accept d ones who want to be wid u..
And reject d ones who just show dat they r wid u..
Good night :)
Two friends have failed in Exam,
First: chal,suicide karte hain
Second: pagal hain kya be
Sala,phir se elementary school se padhne ka sochra
Experience Of Life:
"Keep urself busy with something or the other.. Bcoz a busy person never has time to be unhappy...!"
Be Happy always.
Ek shaadi shuda aadmi ki bebasee
"Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss kadar paa
raha hun,
Ki maang poori karte...karte
Maang ke kha raha hoon" :-( :-P
Each 1 s lucky if dey jus Hv 1prsn in lyf,who
xcuses b4 u say sorry,
Udrstnds b4 u xpln,
waits 4 evr wen u say jst a min,Stays wit u wen u say leav me
Heights of patriotism:
A girl painted her face with national flag supporting the country in a cricket stadium
A guy kissed her n said
I love my country
Life is so stupid
The ordinary people make u laugh &
The special people alwaz make u cry!
Stil v care 4 d special ones...
Strange bt true!
Girl: Come On Lets Watch Horror Movies
Guy: k come on
Lets Start Watchng Your Photo Albums
Side Effect Of Studying 2 Much:
A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is
Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara"
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps peoplewho lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner.
Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?
SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was reshma ki jawani.
DAD: What?! When I was ur age,I didn't even know what films were..Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom!! Total silence.
Many Crushes Nd Flirts Are Better Than One True Love Bcz
Monopoly Is Always Damaging,
And
Competition Improves Efficiency
Pure Economic Theory Of Love
There is only 1 perfect child in this world
N the one is which each n evry mom in this world have :-D:-D:-D
Love <3 Is An Illusion!
Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...
People With Strong Hearts Believe In FLIRTING . . .@-}--
Dedicatd to ANIL,DEEPAK n may be myself
Khule aasma me zami ki baat na karo..
Jee lo zindagi khushi ki aas na karo..
Takdir badal jayegi apne aap hi..
Muskurana sikh lo wajah ki talash na karo...!
What Is The Best Part Of Life ?
When Your Family Understands You As A Friend &
Your Friends Support You As
Your Family.
A Famous Poet Says;
It Is Possible To Cross An Ocean Without Wetting Legs.
But It Is Impossible To Cross
The Life Without Wetting Your Eyes.
The Answer To D Toughest question
Ever Is Here!!
Wen Do U Know U R In LOVE??
U R In LOVE
Wen U Start Looking For The
Cheapest Mobile Plan :P
Gals Have Two Major Problems With Their Wardrobe:
1. Nothing To Wear &
2. No Place To Keep Her Clothes.
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Guys Have Two Major Problems With Their Laptop:
1. Nothing To Watch &
2. No Space For Anything New..!
Two things to be learnt from a child..
(1) To be happy for no reason.
(2) To be always busy doing something.
Never loose a child inside U!
great thoughts
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